Things that I will never do again:
* Lose my virginity.
* Be at stay at home mom, again.
* Lick my TV
* Cut bangs.
* Be surprised by how wonderful my kids can be.
* Be surprised by how awful my kids can be.
* Listen to my Grandfathers fishing stories
* Try Ginger.
* Eat so many Hot Tamales, I puke red for days.
* See my kids walk for the first time
* Dye my hair Green, Blue or Purple
* Live with my mother
* Be worried if I can be alone
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Girl I can honestly say that I have NEVER licked my T.V, dyed my hair crazy colors, tried ginger, or eaten Hot Tamales. Now I wouldn't mind being a SAHM again, at least for a little bit!! And I'm deff not saying that I would never lick my T.V....that would just depend on how crunk I might get one night! LMAO!!
~~Erica~~
Never cut bangs again?
I was threatened with sharp scissors if I ever cut my own bangs..so I am there with ya sister.
I am more than a little concerned that you are swearing off licking the TV...I had no idea that it had become a problem for you. There is nothing wrong with a little TV licking every now and then, you just cannot let it get out of control.
I would hate to have to stage an intervention.
Oh and puking hot tamales....ouch.
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