I was at brunch with a friend today, and got talking about our dating... or shall I say bad experiences. What I need a check list and maybe a resume.
Karyn's Man Wish List
Between the ages of 25 and 45
No herp
*or anything else that I or anyone else can catch
Must have own automobile
* and be able to drive
Be employed and receiving a paycheck
Likes children
Not live with parents
*unless it's in a big ass house with a pool and personal chef
Bathe everyday
Get hair cuts are a regular basis
Nice hands with clean/cut nails
Smell good
Be a nice dresser
*no wrinkles no stains no flannel
Knowledge of current events
*not just sports
Knows how to take a joke and give one
Being on time
Does not have a girlfriend/boyfriend, wife, partner, live in whatever
Must love dogs
Loves his momma
*but not in a creepy mommaboy way
Stands up for what he believes in
Has a career
Laughs at my jokes and sound effects
Appreciates a good home-cooked meal and who cooked it
Opens doors at least some of the time
*I reserve the right to add items as I see fit.
Did I forget anything? I know I must have. Now, should I sent this checklist to all my dates?
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Umm...Ihope that list isn't what you require from friends too...because I just can't manage to bathe everyday. (lol)
lol@Lynn You should totally put that up on your profiles. Men are totally clueless as to what a woman really wants!
You should also add to your list. Must not have pictures of self with dream catchers in background. Also-Must have all of your own teeth or something that looks like teeth! ha!
"..and sound effects" LMAO!
"Knowledge of current events
*not just sports"
and
"Must laugh at my jokes and sound effects"
are my favorite ones.
I feel like I could be your boyfriend. I meet all the criteria...except I have a live-in.
Also, I like Patti's ad-in of "must have teeth".
You otta be able to find someone with *most* of those qualities...right? Right?
No flannel??!!!
LMAO @ Lynn!! Sound effects, too funny!
Only problem with that guy, is that he is prolly looking for that guy too.
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