Offff Men are stupid!
I am on a dating website, gasp. I get messages all the time that are just totally D U M B. I thought that I would share. You know that you want you it... you always do...
1.He is 48 years old.
2. He had a foo-man-cho.
I bet you could move me in ways a regular woman couldn't understand. but i am not that horney of a man, but could be very active for you.
so send me some sweetness and show me your boobs and i'll show you your sweetness, how a real man can please you.
10 mins later, I get this...
Hi, can i give the measurements of what i want.
Shall we talk about this message? First, how the hell am I going to "move him?"... what the fuck is that about... does he want me to pack is ass up and drive him to Florida? Secondly, why would the other ladies not understand? I'm I that just that cool?
1. What is "sweetness"??
2. Measurements of what I want? Want me to build you something? WTF
3. Can't forget my boobs.
Needless to say, I didn't respond.
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5 comments:
Um, can I see your boobs?
Ohhhhh my
Holy hell, there are some FREAKS out there. ugh.
Come on now...what he really needs is just a lesson in the written word. Poor fool! You just gotta feel sorry for boys sometimes.
I think your sweetness is your va-jay-jay
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