Ear Candy

I made a confession to a friend of mine a few days back. I confessed that I am a music stalker. Yuppers, I will totally stalk you for new tunes. I think that you can tell a lot about someone by the music that they listen to.

I just bought myself an early Christmas gift of an ipod. I need to fill that baby up. What have you been listing to?


My list goes like this:

Everlast ( I totally dig his voice)
The Killers (Brandon Flowers is Hottttt)
The Wreckers (These chicks rock)
311 ( I have been a HUGE fan for years.)

Edited to add...

I feel as if I need to give just a little bit more info on the licking of the TV item. Those of you who where there, know. Those who weren't missed a good show. The night is a little fuzzy. I think that it contained;

1. shots
2.my girls
3.porn
4.drunk me
5.more shots.

I'm pretty sure that Laura was feeding me her Jager shots. They don't do well with me. I haven't had any since. No thanks.

My TV licking is not an issues. :) It happened once. (that I can remember)

The End.

I will never......

Things that I will never do again:

* Lose my virginity.
* Be at stay at home mom, again.
* Lick my TV
* Cut bangs.
* Be surprised by how wonderful my kids can be.
* Be surprised by how awful my kids can be.
* Listen to my Grandfathers fishing stories
* Try Ginger.
* Eat so many Hot Tamales, I puke red for days.
* See my kids walk for the first time
* Dye my hair Green, Blue or Purple
* Live with my mother
* Be worried if I can be alone

Powers that be

Food for thought...

What super hero are you?

I took an online quiz that says I am Wonder Woman or maybe Flash.

Wonder Woman
73%
The Flash
65%

**Flash possesses "super-speed," which includes the ability to run and move extremely fast, use superhuman reflexes and seemingly violate certain laws of physics.

**Wonder Woman is an Amazon champion, armed with bulletproof bracelets, magic lasso, and Amazonian training

I don't think that I would like to have the "powers" of Wonder Woman. To me, she just doesn't seem to have that great of powers. I think that I would like to be able to freeze time. Freeze it to make a stupid face at someone. Orrrrr to pick your weggie or nose and fling it at someone. Freezing time would rock ass. I could totally do some damage with that power. I can picture it now... D A M A G E.

What super hero power would you like to have?

Life support

Does anyone even check this anymore? I bet all of my readers are dead. I killed them with dullness.

I am back. Yessss, you read it. I don't think that I will have any more awesome (urg) dating chats. Mack might not like that. I'm sure that I will find something that makes me giggle. My new job is working with truckers and boys. They are a whole different breed of people. Truckers that is.. well, boys too.

I do feel like I am still building this "new" me. I am letting go of the icky things that I don't like about myself and gaining awesomeness.



Stay tuned!!





I'm sure that they are awesome. At least I got that right.

Good-bye SAHM

So long....

*All day long PJ's
*Naps
*Myspace during the day
*shopping when the stores aren't busy
*Play dates!
*Chatting with my friends
*afternoon snuggles with Syd
*Watching Chris' face light up when he walks out of school
*Sleeping until 10am
*A Clean house
*homemade dinner almost every night
*Lunch with Chris
*Helping with Syd's school
*Afternoons alone
*No bra days
*Picking up Felicia
*Movies during the day

On to yet another chapter on my "new" life. I seem to be excited and freaked all at the same time. It's been 9 years of the same. On Tuesday everything will change.

I gotta go puke now.

Hello, My name is Karyn

And, I am addicted to the internet. A D D I C T E D.

The term addiction is used to describe a recurring compulsion by an individual to engage in some specific activity, despite harmful consequences to the individual's health, mental state or social life.
Yes, Sir. I fit that.

I have many sites that I visit daily, even many times a day. I got to thinking, where do I go? I mean, what the hell do I do on "here". Most of my time is looking for jobs. (Ok, not most) Where else do I go? Today I kept a mental log of where I travel.


www.perezhilton.com
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
http://www.rockstarmommy.com/index.php
http://www.katiefleck.com/
http://www.suburbanbliss.net/suburbanbliss/
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/
http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/
http://www.eonline.com/

Add some, Gmail, Myspace, message boards and job sites

Where do you go? Seems like all blogs and celebrity gossip. I'm deep.

Another installment....

Offff Men are stupid!

I am on a dating website, gasp. I get messages all the time that are just totally D U M B. I thought that I would share. You know that you want you it... you always do...

1.He is 48 years old.
2. He had a foo-man-cho.

I bet you could move me in ways a regular woman couldn't understand. but i am not that horney of a man, but could be very active for you.
so send me some sweetness and show me your boobs and i'll show you your sweetness, how a real man can please you.

10 mins later, I get this...

Hi, can i give the measurements of what i want.

Shall we talk about this message? First, how the hell am I going to "move him?"... what the fuck is that about... does he want me to pack is ass up and drive him to Florida? Secondly, why would the other ladies not understand? I'm I that just that cool?

1. What is "sweetness"??
2. Measurements of what I want? Want me to build you something? WTF
3. Can't forget my boobs.

Needless to say, I didn't respond.

To be a kid again.....

After over hearing me talking about my addition to Guitar Hero, Chris says, " Video games are my sport." Holllly cow! He just might be picking up on most awesomeness of awesome.

Set the picture...
I'm cooking dinner.

I turn about to see Miss Sydney standing on the island counter. Her hands are over her head fingers in the Rock Star pose. She is yelling.... " Thank you Los Angles! I'm here all night!"

She may not be a girly girl... but she will always be my Rock Star!

Please check here

I was at brunch with a friend today, and got talking about our dating... or shall I say bad experiences. What I need a check list and maybe a resume.

Karyn's Man Wish List

Between the ages of 25 and 45
No herp
*or anything else that I or anyone else can catch
Must have own automobile
* and be able to drive
Be employed and receiving a paycheck
Likes children
Not live with parents
*unless it's in a big ass house with a pool and personal chef
Bathe everyday
Get hair cuts are a regular basis
Nice hands with clean/cut nails
Smell good
Be a nice dresser
*no wrinkles no stains no flannel
Knowledge of current events
*not just sports
Knows how to take a joke and give one
Being on time
Does not have a girlfriend/boyfriend, wife, partner, live in whatever
Must love dogs
Loves his momma
*but not in a creepy mommaboy way
Stands up for what he believes in
Has a career
Laughs at my jokes and sound effects
Appreciates a good home-cooked meal and who cooked it
Opens doors at least some of the time

*I reserve the right to add items as I see fit.

Did I forget anything? I know I must have. Now, should I sent this checklist to all my dates?