karynismommy: what do you do for a living?
boy: cant do anythin
karynismommy: why is that?
boy: i'm not fast enough to work
karynismommy: what?
boy: i cant focus long enough to work
karynismommy: how do you get money?
karynismommy: I'm a little lost.....
boy: right now tryin to for my ssi
karynismommy: what is that? SSI?
boy: social security income
karynismommy: wowsa
boy: what????
karynismommy: you don't have a job?
boy: is that bad
boy: i did
karynismommy: cuz, you can't think fast enough.....
boy: yep
boy: wasnt fast enough to keep up w/ the pase of the job
karynismommy: oh my
boy: is this bad
karynismommy: honestly... yeah.
karynismommy: The guy that I date needs to have a job
boy: okay well sorry for wastin ur time than
karynismommy: it's ok.. have a good day
This is what BOY looks like in my head. I'm surprised he has internet. This awesome catch wants to date someone when he doesn't have a job, he must be smart. I should I have known better than to chat with someone at 1pm on a Thursday.I was talking to a friend about where are all the GOOD ones are? Her answer... They are all at WORK! Duh.. work.. shit.
3 comments:
OH my God! I can't believe that guy. "i'm too slow to work...i ain't right." what a douch
lmao! You know, I always used to say all the good ones are either married or gay...but damn, I guess they can't think fast enough and sit on a pot on their front porch. Talk about loser. You crack me up!
Oh how I love to read your dating experiences - too FUNNY! Ummm, makes me REALLY want to get over my little things with my hubby (back hair and all) - they just seem so insignificant in this perspective. Ya know what I'm sayin'?
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