I was told by someone really ROCKN' that I should blog about my dating experiences. It's not so much dating as it is instant message dating. I swear I'm not a total loser... just a little bit of one.
So, here is one convo I had with someone...
Brad J: want to see a picture?
karynismommy: sure
Brad J: there are 2
karynismommy: that isn't you
karynismommy: I know it isn't... we have talked before... you sent me other pics... said your cousin hacked into your POF account... and shit.
Brad J: well it damn sure aint my twin
karynismommy: U sent me to your myspace... I know what you look like
karynismommy: You are into wrestling... and have shoulder length blondish hair
Brad J: no...
karynismommy: you are taking other peoples pics and posting as your own.
karynismommy: You are lying
karynismommy: You still live at home... and don't have a car... you work in the deli
karynismommy: You are a little skeezy lier
karynismommy: If you are going to TRY and pick up on older women you need to 1. be smart and B. DON'Tl lie so badly you get caught.
Needless to say, he didn't respond back. Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.
BOY: what ya wearing
karynismommy: why would you ask me that?
BOY: well ya waearing PJ's
karynismommy: I'm not telling you...
karynismommy: That is not a classy thing to ask
BOY: lol
BOY: your to sensitive
karynismommy: no... I'm not a slut
BOY: that wasnt a comment asking you if you was or not
karynismommy: I don't want some guy who I haven't met ask me those types of questions... if you ask me those without meeting me.. .how are you going to be when *if* we meet?
I mean really? REALLY? Would he say that to my face? Would he even ask me that one the phone? I totally think not. Why ohhhhhhhhh freaking why is it ok on IM?
Is THIS the caliber of guys that I attract? If so, I am doomed.
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2 comments:
I dont care who ya are. That shit is funny.
Guys in general are dipshits...it has nothing to do with you.
On another note, you are SO funny. It is one of the many qualities I love about you and why you are one of my closest friends...you can make me laugh like no other!
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