Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Ear Candy

I made a confession to a friend of mine a few days back. I confessed that I am a music stalker. Yuppers, I will totally stalk you for new tunes. I think that you can tell a lot about someone by the music that they listen to.

I just bought myself an early Christmas gift of an ipod. I need to fill that baby up. What have you been listing to?



My list goes like this:

Everlast ( I totally dig his voice)
The Killers (Brandon Flowers is Hottttt)
The Wreckers (These chicks rock)
311 ( I have been a HUGE fan for years.)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Edited to add...

I feel as if I need to give just a little bit more info on the licking of the TV item. Those of you who where there, know. Those who weren't missed a good show. The night is a little fuzzy. I think that it contained;

1. shots
2.my girls
3.porn
4.drunk me
5.more shots.

I'm pretty sure that Laura was feeding me her Jager shots. They don't do well with me. I haven't had any since. No thanks.

My TV licking is not an issues. :) It happened once. (that I can remember)

The End.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

I will never......

Things that I will never do again:

* Lose my virginity.
* Be at stay at home mom, again.
* Lick my TV
* Cut bangs.
* Be surprised by how wonderful my kids can be.
* Be surprised by how awful my kids can be.
* Listen to my Grandfathers fishing stories
* Try Ginger.
* Eat so many Hot Tamales, I puke red for days.
* See my kids walk for the first time
* Dye my hair Green, Blue or Purple
* Live with my mother
* Be worried if I can be alone

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Powers that be

Food for thought...

What super hero are you?

I took an online quiz that says I am Wonder Woman or maybe Flash.

Wonder Woman
73%
The Flash
65%

**Flash possesses "super-speed," which includes the ability to run and move extremely fast, use superhuman reflexes and seemingly violate certain laws of physics.

**Wonder Woman is an Amazon champion, armed with bulletproof bracelets, magic lasso, and Amazonian training

I don't think that I would like to have the "powers" of Wonder Woman. To me, she just doesn't seem to have that great of powers. I think that I would like to be able to freeze time. Freeze it to make a stupid face at someone. Orrrrr to pick your weggie or nose and fling it at someone. Freezing time would rock ass. I could totally do some damage with that power. I can picture it now... D A M A G E.

What super hero power would you like to have?

Monday, July 7, 2008

Life support

Does anyone even check this anymore? I bet all of my readers are dead. I killed them with dullness.

I am back. Yessss, you read it. I don't think that I will have any more awesome (urg) dating chats. Mack might not like that. I'm sure that I will find something that makes me giggle. My new job is working with truckers and boys. They are a whole different breed of people. Truckers that is.. well, boys too.

I do feel like I am still building this "new" me. I am letting go of the icky things that I don't like about myself and gaining awesomeness.



Stay tuned!!





I'm sure that they are awesome. At least I got that right.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Good-bye SAHM

So long....

*All day long PJ's
*Naps
*Myspace during the day
*shopping when the stores aren't busy
*Play dates!
*Chatting with my friends
*afternoon snuggles with Syd
*Watching Chris' face light up when he walks out of school
*Sleeping until 10am
*A Clean house
*homemade dinner almost every night
*Lunch with Chris
*Helping with Syd's school
*Afternoons alone
*No bra days
*Picking up Felicia
*Movies during the day

On to yet another chapter on my "new" life. I seem to be excited and freaked all at the same time. It's been 9 years of the same. On Tuesday everything will change.

I gotta go puke now.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Hello, My name is Karyn

And, I am addicted to the internet. A D D I C T E D.

The term addiction is used to describe a recurring compulsion by an individual to engage in some specific activity, despite harmful consequences to the individual's health, mental state or social life.
Yes, Sir. I fit that.

I have many sites that I visit daily, even many times a day. I got to thinking, where do I go? I mean, what the hell do I do on "here". Most of my time is looking for jobs. (Ok, not most) Where else do I go? Today I kept a mental log of where I travel.


www.perezhilton.com
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
http://www.rockstarmommy.com/index.php
http://www.katiefleck.com/
http://www.suburbanbliss.net/suburbanbliss/
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/
http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/
http://www.eonline.com/

Add some, Gmail, Myspace, message boards and job sites

Where do you go? Seems like all blogs and celebrity gossip. I'm deep.